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Mark Cornwell
Likes
Pubs
Radio 4
Lucozade
Dislikes
Going to the gym
Honey
The Daily Mail
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Richard Triggs
Likes
Clients who pay promptly
Gadgets
Golf
Dislikes
M40
Whingers
IT Support and Maintenance
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Kirsti Horne
Likes
My gorgeous son
Creosote (smells good)
Strong cheddar (with red wine)
Dislikes
Middle-lane drivers
Pineapple with ham (why?)
Anchovies
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Richard Selbourne
Likes
The Office
My lovely wife
Swindon Town Football Club
Dislikes
Being in the office
My wife’s lover
3pm - 4.45pm on Saturdays
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Jane Von Klemperer
Likes
Alessi
My dogs Hooch and Wellie
Watches
Dislikes
Liars
Dirty hair
Fish
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Emma Fisher
Likes
Retro diss words like 'flid'
Sunny days
My sausage dogs
Dislikes
Mushrooms (the devil's food)
People who use the C word
TV soaps
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Lorraine Forrest-Turner
Likes
Getting rid of weeds - both kinds
A good argument
Writing plays
Dislikes
Liars
Scroungers
Dogs
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Nigel Down
Likes
Fast bikes
Stella Artois
Bonfires on a Sunday afternoon
Dislikes
Sunday drivers
Rhubarb
Dodgy builders
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Ahmed Fahad
Likes
My nephew (Shahzain)
Sweetcorn
Cooking (that takes less than 2hrs)
Dislikes
Less than 6 hrs sleep
Not having time for sport
Noisy eaters and drinkers
Ali March
Likes
Laughing at my own jokes
My new bed
Winning an argument
Dislikes
Bullying
Marmalade
Sandi Toksvig
Andrew Phelps
Likes
Scouting
Computers
Cycling
Dislikes
Noisy kids
Mushrooms
Annoying ring tones
Ashley Medcraft
Likes
Beer gardens
Chilli’s
Cats
Dislikes
Jelly
Jack Daniels
People talking with their mouth full!
Belinda Harvey
Likes
Dogs
Big prawns
Stationery
Dislikes
Cats
Boats and swimming
Getting wet
Ben Gates
Account Administrator
Likes
Jagerbombs
Random conversations
Live music
Dislikes
Burnt toast
People who don't indicate a roundabouts
Pebbly beaches
Ben Pestell
Likes
Strongbow
Spurs
Mints
Dislikes
Cheese
People with no manners
Queuing
Bryony Radford
Likes
Hot, sunny beaches
Red wine
Lie-ins
Dislikes
Marzipan
Traffic
Match of the Day
Calvin Davies
Likes
Dramatic exits
Smiles
Trying to open doors whilst holding drinks
Dislikes
Charcoal
Txt spk
Wet jeans
Carla Ryan-Griffiths
Likes
My husband
Swimming in the sea
Dancing like a small child at a wedding
Dislikes
Dishonesty
Cheese sauce
Bad parking
Carol Auker
Likes
Travel
Green and Black's chocolate
Live music
Dislikes
Bad manners
Fennel
Michael Jackson
Carole Murray
Likes
Walks with my dogs
Wine
Sunny days
Dislikes
Rude people
Traffic jams
Untidy people
Caroline Lewis
Likes
Ibiza
Pekinese food
Swimming
Dislikes
Spiders
Gardening
Cheese
Catherine Chorley
Likes
Foo Fighters
Popcorn
The summer
Dislikes
The Beckhams
The smell of orange squash
Baked beans
Chris Hall
Likes
Barbecues on the beach
The All Blacks
Hash brown sandwiches
Dislikes
Napkins blowing away
Waltzing Matilda
Losing football to Rich
Christine Knights
Likes
Shoes
Vodka and cranberry
Weekends
Dislikes
Cauliflower
Being bored
Sunday drivers
Collette Field
Likes
Koalas
Being near the sea
The cold part of a duvet
Dislikes
Dry skin, it just feels horrid
People with no imagination, why spoil my fun!
Peanut butter
Dan Pitt
Likes
Politeness
The Sopranos
People who can laugh at themselves
Dislikes
The M40
The M4
Ken Livingstone
Debbie Hill
Likes
Jelly Beans
A good cup of tea
My duvet
Dislikes
Beetroot
Fingernails scraping a blackboard
Robbie Williams
Elliot Rasberry
Likes
Lacrosse
Swimming in the sea on Christmas Day
The complete works of Ricky Gervais
Dislikes
Buses
Marmite
Poor Customer Service
Emma Browne
Likes
Sunshine
Vodka
Holidays
Dislikes
Hairy backs
Toast crumbs
Feet
Emma Jackson
Likes
Dogs
Dough (bread and the Ben & Jerry kind)
Duvets
Dislikes
Disorganisation
Chicken drumsticks (not enough meat)
Dull and dreary days
Eve Semens
Likes
Kelly Jones
Fish, chips and peas on a Monday
Flirtatious banter
Dislikes
Beefy smells
Pretty boys
14-hour days
Frazer Fenton
Likes
Snow
Star bars
The Simpsons
Dislikes
Reality TV
Mint sauce
Miserable girls
Hannah Muzsnyai
Likes
Jagermeister...mmm
Shopping!
Laughing so much I cry
Dislikes
Seafood
Insects - urgh!
Traffic
Hayley Fenn
Likes
Jelly Babies
Rowing
Getting to lie in
Dislikes
Rowing (because I can't lie in)
Soap operas
Guinness
Hoi Man
Likes
Massages
Walk-in wardrobes
People with talent
Dislikes
Cigarette stench
Parallel parking
Spiders
Jageshkumar Navik
Likes
Chicken
Chocolate
Cricket, Chess and Xbox
Dislikes
Eating anything other than chicken or chocolate
Dust on gadgets
Waking up early
James Toye
Likes
Panama hats
The Ginger Pig
The smell of petrol
Dislikes
Ready meals
Ramblers
Cats
James Worsdall
Likes
Music festivals
Lie-ins
Camden
Dislikes
Middle lane drivers
Mushrooms
Multi-lane roundabouts
Jamie Short
Likes
Football
Cycling
Alcohol
Dislikes
Annoying people
Being bored
Having to do work
Jenny Knox
Likes
Shopping
Hot wind in tube stations
Waitrose cupcakes
Dislikes
Traffic
Long toenails
Risotto
Jon Savidge
Likes
My dogs
My PSP
My car
Dislikes
Mushy peas
Hangovers
Liver
Kempes Chew
Likes
Midsummer's night
Food (glorious food)
Airbus 380
Dislikes
Religion
Double roundabouts/double standards
Taxes
Krishna Lekha
Likes
Summer
Shopping
Movies
Dislikes
Dogs
Cigarettes
Being rude
Laura Carne
Likes
My Mac
Ricky Gervais
Cocktails on the beach
Dislikes
Mustard
Lorries on country roads
Grumpy people
Leanne Fisher
Likes
The truth
Holiday evenings
Waterfalls
Dislikes
Tantrums
Being late
The PSP
Louisa Massara
Likes
Crayons
Motorsport
Dragons
Dislikes
Hoovering
Fish that tastes of fish
Michael Schumacher
Louise Baxter
Likes
Shoooooooes
Mojitos
Sunday lie-ins
Dislikes
Celery (totally pointless)
Spiders
The cold
Louise Ireland
Likes
Sky based things, rainbows, clouds, birds, planes.
The musical prowess of Jack White
Going on a day trip
Dislikes
Show-offs
Amateur dramatics "cringe"
Having expensive taste
Lynn Ballard
Likes
Gin & Tonic (with ice & slice!)
Fresh flowers
Freaky weather
Dislikes
Lack of sleep
The sound and feel of polystyrene
Bad manners
Lynn Gasson
Likes
Chocolate
Westies
Holidays
Dislikes
Handy Cross
Tomatoes
Slow drivers
Lynsey Terry
Likes
Holidays
Brad Pitt
Running
Dislikes
Bad attitudes
Queueing
Bad smells
Mark Jelley
Likes
West Ham United
Going to gigs/festivals
My MacBook
Dislikes
Most other football teams
Bad grammar
Tuna
Martin Watts
Likes
Monkeys
Olives
Barry Scott (BANG!)
Dislikes
Early mornings
Slow computers
Middle lane drivers
Mike Borrett
Likes
Baths with my mum
Mr Tom bars
Sky diving
Dislikes
Baths with my dad
Peanuts in my teeth
Heights
Nick Page
Likes
Old skool TV for kids
Marmite on toast
Cars - especially the 325 Coupe
Dislikes
Carebears
Policemen with speed cameras
Two-day hangovers
Nicola Ricketts
Likes
Hot tubs
A big fat glass of red wine
A drunken Johnny Depp in Pirates
Dislikes
Use of the C word
Sat nav systems
Macaroni cheese
Pat Grigg
Likes
Chocolate
Holidays in the sun
Shopping with my best friend
Dislikes
Getting up early in the morning
Cooking
Snow
Peter Haigh
Likes
My childrens laughter
Red Wine
Being on top of a mountain
Dislikes
Poor Driving
Bad manners
Chewing tinfoil
Ray Hodges
Likes
Fast cars that pirouette
The Soho Hotel
Soft beds and deep, hot baths
Dislikes
Astra drivers
Package deal 3* hotels
Hard beds and cold showers
Rebecca Morgan
Likes
Diet Coke
Skittle bingo
The fit bloke from Prison Break
Dislikes
Squirrels
Mick Hucknall
Speed cameras
Richard Pearce
Likes
Hangovers
Getting Old
Football
Dislikes
Cheeky Vimto
Money
Chocolate
Sam Hocking
Likes
Rugby
Scultping at the gym
Anything with Gervais
Dislikes
Jake's metabolism
Snakes
Welsh rugby
Sarah Davies
Account Executive
Likes
F1
Jack Bauer
Jon Bon Jovi
Dislikes
Sponges
Stubbing a toe
Sunburn
Sharon Green
Likes
Dogs
French movies and music
Costa Brava
Dislikes
English weather
Traffic jams
Drama queens
Simon Chapman
Account Executive
Likes
Road Wars
Free stuff
Protein Shakes
Dislikes
Payments industry
Pointless traffic
Boring people
Siobhan O’Rorke
Likes
Sunday mornings
Excuses to drink Champagne
Days you can wear flip flops
Dislikes
Cotton wool
Carrots
People being too competitive
Stephanie Beevers
Likes
Shoes
Steak
Puddle jumping
Dislikes
Mushrooms
Pessimism
Horseradish
Steve Anderson
Likes
Jazz
Real Ale
Dark chocolate
Dislikes
Politicians
Out of tune guitars
Horseradish
Steve Ingram
Likes
Banter
Almost all food!
Heading into the great outdoors
Dislikes
People that chav-up cars
Yo Sushi
TV shows where you have to text in
Steve Watts
Likes
Cognac
My kids (but see first dislike)
Theatre
Dislikes
Poopy nappies
Empty wine bottles
Coffee granules in the sugar bowl
Tanja Matoska
Likes
My husband and daughter
Shopping
Sunny days
Dislikes
Rocket salad
Marmite
Traffic jams
Tim Stansfield
Likes
All things tropical
Cider
Takeways
Dislikes
Winter
Mushrooms - evil!
Traffic (boring!)
Tom Beavington
Likes
Real ale
Sasha/Digweed
Striking moustaches and tweed
Dislikes
Strong cheese
People who say 'At the end of the day'
Musicals (apart from Mary Poppins - ace)
Tracey Wright
Likes
Diamonds
Bacardi
Sean Paul
Dislikes
Vomit
Wasps
Snoring
Tracy Western
Likes
Trees
Animals
Open-minded debate
Dislikes
Cooked tomatoes
Laziness
Bratty kids
Vicki Page
Likes
Candy floss
Lazy days with my husband
Sunny days
Dislikes
Parsnips
Fog
Camping
Yara Kanani
Likes
Queens of the Stone Age
Nail Polish
Pinot Grigio
Dislikes
Mincers
Animals
Texting
Yvette Melia
Likes
My husband
Dancing
DJ-ing
Dislikes
Raw peppers
Anything that wiggles/squirms
Middle-lane drivers
Mark started out as a client, before joining HPS as an Account Director over 20 years ago. He was promoted to Managing Director in 1999, and two years later led a management buyout of the company. It all makes you wonder why there’s no ‘C’ in HPS.
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The longest-standing member of the HPS team, and part of the 2001 management buyout, Richard looks after the financial and commercial issues that nobody else understands. Apparently, outside the office Richard is a very generous man.
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Dynamic Kirsti is another HPS lifer. She oversees the agency’s largest accounts, working across a broad range of disciplines. The infectious passion and energy you sense the moment you step into the HPS office undoubtedly spreads from her. Rumour has it that the original Duracell Bunny was based on our Kirsti.
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Newly-appointed Head of Creative, Richard has won awards at D&AD, Creative Circle, British Television, Campaign Press, the Clios, Australian Award, the Aerials, UK Radio and Cannes. As a result, Richard’s wife hasn’t ever had to buy a doorstop or bookends.
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Jane eats, sleeps and breathes design and has been a Creative Director at HPS for four years. Jane becomes so absorbed in her projects, she occasionally forgets to leave the office in the evening. A typical South African, Jane’s competitive nature might explain why she’s our long-running fussball champion.
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One of the first qualified e-marketers in the UK, Emma worked in the IT industry before joining HPS in 2000. Emma was the driving force behind our unique Marketing Toolkit extranet but, despite her nerdy background, Emma is someone you’d enjoy sitting next to at a dinner party. Honestly.
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A published author and playwright, professionally trained actress and singer, as well as lecturer and trainer, Lorraine has somehow found the time to clock up over 20 years' PR experience working for a long list of blue chip clients. Lorraine doesn’t waste her time with trivial things like sleep.
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Vastly experienced, Nigel is our Mr Fixit. Nigel’s key role is finding the right print and repro partner for each project and negotiating the most favourable terms for our clients. He’s a formidable character and we’re always glad he’s on our side in an argument.
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