Most of us would agree how lucky we are to work in a delightful town, nestling on the banks of the River Thames, with a lower crime rate than Teletubbyland. Not any more, alas. Yesterday, at HPS, Caroline had a piece of toast stolen from the agency toaster at 8.54am while she had been powdering her nose. The police were called and have taken away a knife smeared with butter and Marmite as evidence. Bearing in mind Marmite’s advertising slogan ‘You either love it or hate it’, half of the agency’s staff is still under suspicion for the theft of the single slice of wholemeal. You can follow updates in the comments section below.